The Voices (2014) Review

Posted: February 17, 2015 in Action & Adventure

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Director(s): Marjane Satrapi
Writer(s):
Michael R. Perry
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Anna Kendrick, Gemma Arterton, Jacki Weaver

Plot: When put in charge of his company’s annual BBQ party, Jerry Hickfang (Ryan Reynolds) finds a chance to approach his attractive co-worker, Fiona (Gemma Arterton). Unfortunately his talking dog, Bosco (Ryan Reynolds), and cat, Mr. Whiskers (Ryan Reynolds), have other plans for him.

Review: There are two golden rules to writing successful fictional psychopaths and serial killers; either place them in a movie with little to no backstory i.e. Michael Myers, Leatherface, Louis Bloom etc., or have them receive sufficient development in their very first movie to sustain their presence i.e. Kyung-chul, Patrick Bateman etc. However exceptions exist, such as Freddy Krueger’s protracted origin throughout the A Nightmare on Elm Street series, or even Dexter Morgan’s character arc throughout Showtime’s Dexter. Despite these, the two golden rules apply by default. Unfortunately, The…

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Kingsman

Posted: February 12, 2015 in Action & Adventure

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Warning: This very violent film is for those with a strong stomach and an ability to see awful scenes as cartoonish.

If you’re okay with that, “Kingsman” is a hoot. Funny, fast-paced and full of love for spy movies, “Kingsman” is based on a graphic novel by the same author as “Kick-Ass”, Mark Millar.

Matthew Vaughn directs this homage to James Bond and the movie is at its best when Colin Firth and Taron Egerton are together.

The plot? An independent spy group is recruiting. Members of this group care about good clothes and world peace. A sinister bad guy (Samuel L Jackson) plots world domination with his sidekick Gazelle (Sofia Boutella).

Michael Caine, Mark Strong and Mark Hamill are all part of a cast and crew who act like they had a great time making this.

Is there a little too much that is sly, murderous and full of…

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The Other Woman (2014)

Director: Nick Cassavetes

Cameron Diaz was a lot of people’s dream woman back in the late 90s. She is still beautiful, but she has transitioned from the role of young sexpot to a stronger middle aged heroine. It’s just a shame that she has wasted that talent in an almost never ending string of bad movies for the past decade or so. Joining her here in this movie is a young sexpot for the current generation, Kate Upton, a woman the late Roger Ebert would have found two very big reasons to admire, and probably would have not said much at all about acting wise. Rounding out the trio here is Leslie Mann who is good as the ignored house wife. She is the plainest of the three looks wise but packs the most punch in the personality department. Anyway, the plot here is that all…

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Whiplash (2014) Review

Posted: February 9, 2015 in Action & Adventure

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Director(s): Damien Chazelle
Writer(s):
Damien Chazelle
Cast: Miles Teller, J. K. Simmons, Paul Reiser, Melissa Benoist

Plot: 19-year old Andrew Neimann is the youngest member in the talented, yet violent conductor Terence Fletcher’s class and band at the prestigious Shaffer Conservatory, and the latest victim of abuse at Fletcher’s hands.

Review: A first-year music student out of his depths. A brilliant, yet terrifying music conductor blissfully ignorant to the repercussions of his actions. A battleground of music sheets, slapping, blood, sweat and tears. Damien Chazelle’s Whiplash is a simple movie, with a simple premise, a spectrum of colorful language and two of the best performances of 2014. With one of the tightest scripts, and a highly personal, vivid style of cinematography and unforgiving editing in recent years, Chazelle’s virtuoso in directing the elements in his movie barely gives his audience any breathing room as he progressively turns the movie into…

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4 of 5 Black-Hole Stars – The Theory of Everything starring, well nobody, really.

This movie had me crying like a fucking baby, all throughout the goddamn movie. Hawking’s struggle was so well portrayed by the actors, and the filmmakers. It felt so real. I mean, I could feel the struggle, in my heart.

And while I was being awed by the determination that Hawking had, I felt like a useless fuck, myself. I mean, if this guy can write several books, at 4 words per minute, what the bloody fuck am I doing with my life? It made me feel so goddamn inadequate, and fucking useless.

Here I am, able bodied as can be, and I accomplish absolutely nothing. While Hawking goes on being a motherfucking professor, writing books, and giving lectures, like a boss. The guy is a fucking rock star. It was absolutely amazing to watch on screen. I mean, how can anyone even get up in front of a crowded lecture hall and speak like that? The balls on this guy. It’s fucking amazing.

And then the love… That bitch Jane made me cry like a little girl, as well. When she learned of his illness, and just refused to let it stand between them, that shit was amazing. But I knew it wasn’t going to last. When that hunk Johnathan came into the picture, helping out with Hawking, and all that, I fucking knew he was going to fall in love with Jane.

Because, how long can you really put up with taking care of a guy like Hawking. Sure, he’s a brilliant motherfucking rock star, but my God, man… The work that poor girl had to do every day, just to get the guy out of bed. Feed him breakfast. Brush his fucking teeth. Fuck that, man. Get a real guy.

I couldn’t feel sorry for Hawking, when she left him. I mean, sure, I cried when they finally had the realization that it wasn’t going to work out. But that shit was coming on for years. It was inevitable. Plus, you could tell that Hawking just wanted to bang porn stars, anyway. Because the man was reading Penthouse, for fuck’s sake. And he’s a motherfucking rock star. So he’s got hot-ass groupies, just begging to suck that smart dick.

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True Story
is an odd little piece of work. It stars Jonah Hill as Michael Finkel, a journalist who was fired from the the New York Times for a 2002 New York Times Magazine story in which he combined the stories of multiple cocoa plantation workers and passed them off as the trials of one composite character. Just after he was disgraced, he found out an accused murderer named Christian Longo had been traveling under the pseudonym Michael Finkel after allegedly killing his wife and three kids. Turns out, Longo was a Finkel fan, and once he was in custody, offered Finkel exclusive access. Ta da! Career resurrection. Finkel got a half-million dollar advance and sold the film rights to Brad Pitt’s production company. James Franco plays Longo in the film.

Finkel’s book True Story: Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa, as the title might suggest, is part autobiography, part apology…

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The Cobbler – Trailer

Posted: February 5, 2015 in Action & Adventure

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Max Simkin repairs shoes in the same New York shop that has been in his family for generations. Disenchanted with the grind of daily life, Max stumbles upon a magical heirloom that allows him to step into the lives of his customers and see the world in a new way. Sometimes walking in another man’s shoes is the only way one can discover who they really are.

Remember when you used to look forward to the latest Adam Sandler movie? Me neither. Here’s another one.

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